I got this off Kates Takes 5 and though her top five keywords were a little cute and somewhat acceptable, mine have taken a turn into the Pornographic Avenue. I am amused. That should teach me to have such a grotesque blog title. No wonder I am not getting much traffic. Porn connoisseurs do not read. Much. I think.
1. I Botoxed My Vagina
Seriously.
2. Vagina Pee Far
Oh wow.
3. Quiet Girl That Is Bulimic
4. Vagina Photo
5. Woman Fuck Horse
Surely, that is just... Wrong.
I chucked all of those words into Google and it came up with 'Megan Fox Plastic Surgery'.
This couldn't have made my day better.
I just choked on my freshly made coffee, too. Black coffee on white duvet. Just... Wow. It made Jaz happy, too. He Laughed Out Loud. I guess that was him trying to tell me, subliminally, That will teach you to think that most people who stumbles upon your blog are your intellect equivalent.
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